Monday 5 December 2011
The World According to the News Headlines
Queen Mary having bottom scraped
2. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
3. Squad helps dog bite victim
4. Disney Stories Are Unfair On Mad People Says Doctor
5. Turkey Votes for Christmas
6. Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over
7. Vegetables Start Talking To Professor
8. Race Cyclists Caught Speeding
9. "Weirdos" Will Visit Cornwall
10. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
11. Whatever Their Motives, Moms Who Kill Kids Still Shock Us
12. Did Parrots Coexist With Dinosaurs?
13. Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty
14. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
15. Woman From Mars Says Nothing
16. Diaper Market Bottoms Out
17. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
9. Two One-Legged Inmates Skip Jail
20. Steals Clock, Faces Time
21. Water Missing In The Middle Of The Sea
22. There Can Be No Excuse For Drinking While Under The Influence Of Alcohol
23. Virgins Are Discovered In Essex
24. We Think Rain Caused The Floods, Says Thames Water
25. Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
26. Researchers Can See Thoughts
28. Whale Flatulence Stuns Scientists
29. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
30. U.S. Diplomat Expelled from Cuban Dog Club, Dog Stays
31. Van In Pork Pie Ambush
32. Divorce Is Like A Lonely Gerbil
33. War Dims
34. Quarter Of A Million Chinese Live On Water
35. VW Beetle Starts up After Being Buried for 10 Years
36. Woman Accused Of Giving Bears Ice Cream
37. Police Sing For Animals
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