Monday 5 December 2011

The World According to the News Headlines


Queen Mary having bottom scraped

2. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

3. Squad helps dog bite victim

4. Disney Stories Are Unfair On Mad People Says Doctor

5. Turkey Votes for Christmas

6. Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over

7. Vegetables Start Talking To Professor

8. Race Cyclists Caught Speeding

9. "Weirdos" Will Visit Cornwall

10. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

11. Whatever Their Motives, Moms Who Kill Kids Still Shock Us

12. Did Parrots Coexist With Dinosaurs?

13. Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty

14. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

15. Woman From Mars Says Nothing

16. Diaper Market Bottoms Out

17. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
9. Two One-Legged Inmates Skip Jail

20. Steals Clock, Faces Time

21. Water Missing In The Middle Of The Sea

22. There Can Be No Excuse For Drinking While Under The Influence Of Alcohol

23. Virgins Are Discovered In Essex

24. We Think Rain Caused The Floods, Says Thames Water

25. Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests

26. Researchers Can See Thoughts

28. Whale Flatulence Stuns Scientists

29. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

30. U.S. Diplomat Expelled from Cuban Dog Club, Dog Stays

31. Van In Pork Pie Ambush

32. Divorce Is Like A Lonely Gerbil

33. War Dims

34. Quarter Of A Million Chinese Live On Water

35. VW Beetle Starts up After Being Buried for 10 Years

36. Woman Accused Of Giving Bears Ice Cream

37. Police Sing For Animals

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